December 2011
People may call them "U2". I call them "Life"
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
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mum: so when are you going to get a boyfriend
me: i do
mum:
me:
mum:
me:
mum: a boyfriend who knows you exist
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Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
benedictatorship:
annoyinglylogical:
protokol:
bonjourclarice:
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
famblr ;_;
/casually bear hugs all of you
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That moment when you realise how much your...
wegotitgoingon:
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me: he's perfect
me: he's gorgeous
me: and he plays guitar
me: i'm in love
person: really how old is he
me: oh, 67
I'm not Tumblr famous.
cadyhomyen:
Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
People don’t ask me for requests.
I don’t have a lot to offer.
most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs
i LOVE every little follower of mine
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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I hate it when
wowfunniestposts:
I look freaking beautiful before i sleep
And when i wake up i look hella fucking horrible
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